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December 10, 2009

POLICE BLOTTER

Tree Hugger - A German man was arrested Sunday as he tried to board a flight from New Zealand when officials discovered a small menagerie of rare lizards hidden in his underpants--44 in all. The man admitted to being a dealer of endangered animals and pled guilty in court to charges of trading in exploited species and hunting absolutely protected wildlife.

According to the court record, the man had altered his underwear with eight hand-sewn compartments in order to carry 24 geckos and 20 skinks. One more lizard, the luckiest of the bunch perhaps, was later found hidden in the man's suitcase...

12/10/2009


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