HOW TO COOK A TURKEY
Go to Costco. The one near Home Depot is good. Pick out a fat turkey. Cook it with crumbled Doritos and some Oreos. Cook it for 14 days. Put salt on it. Eat it.
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2 Comments:
At last a recipe that everyone can understand. Oreo Turkey - delicious, I'll bet!
I was 4 or 5 years old. It must have been near Thanksgiving. I was walking with my Granddaddy in the cemetery. He was going to put flowers or my Grandmother's grave. I asked where she was...and he explained to me she had died and we were going to her grave. I then asked..."are you going to cook her?". I think he was shocked by my question. He asked me..why do you think we might cook your Grandmother? I answered with all the logic of a 4 or 5 year old...."The turkey died and you cooked the turkey".
Twenty-five years later...I became a vegetarian.
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